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Adam and Eve
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Believe
|
Would you Adam and Eve
it?
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Alligator
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Later
|
See you later
alligator.
|
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Apples and Pears
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Stairs
|
Get up those apples to
bed!
|
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Army and Navy
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Gravy
|
Pass the army, will
you?
|
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Bacon and Eggs
|
Legs
|
She has such long
bacons.
|
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Barnet Fair
|
Hair
|
I'm going to have my
barnet cut.
|
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Bees and Honey
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Money
|
Hand over the bees.
|
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Biscuits and Cheese
|
Knees
|
Ooh! What knobbly
biscuits!
|
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Bull and Cow
|
Row
|
We don't have to have
a bull about it.
|
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Butcher's Hook
|
Look
|
I had a butchers at it
through the window.
|
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Cobbler's Awls
|
Balls
|
You're talking
cobblers!
|
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Crust of Bread
|
Head
|
Use your crust, lad.
|
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Daffadown Dilly
|
Silly
|
She's a bit daffy.
|
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Hampton Wick
|
Prick
|
You're getting on my
wick!
|
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Khyber Pass
|
Arse
|
Stick that up your
Khyber.
|
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Loaf of Bread
|
Head
|
Think about it; use
your loaf.
|
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Mince Pies
|
Eyes
|
What beautiful minces.
|
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Oxford Scholar
|
Dollar
|
Could you lend me an
Oxford?
|
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Pen and Ink
|
Stink
|
Pooh! It pens a bit in
here.
|
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Rabbit and Pork
|
Talk
|
I don't know what
she's rabbiting about.
|
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Raspberry Tart
|
Fart
|
I can smell a
raspberry.
|
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Scarpa Flow
|
Go
|
Scarpa! The police are
coming!
|
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Trouble and Strife
|
Wife
|
The trouble's been
shopping again.
|
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Uncle Bert
|
Shirt
|
I'm ironing my Uncle.
|
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Weasel and Stoat
|
Coat
|
Where's my weasel?
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